Boob Game

Boob game - Because we all weren't sexually frustrated enough already.

Walk into a room? Boob game. Come home from work? Boob game. Make eye contact with someone? Boob game.

So what, you may be asking yourself, is boob game? Well ladies and gentlemen, boob game is a game developed by my housemates whereby saying the words “boob game” entitles you to grope the other person.

I don’t know how many appropriate lines this crosses, but this cannot be healthy. This is not a way that we develop healthy relationships. This is how we promote rape. It starts with boob game, pretty soon its sex game. It’s not rape if you say surprise. Then it’s just surprise sex. Words to live by.

Believe it or not guys, I don’t like to be felt up every 5 minutes. Thanks for the offer though.